To lower our rate, we’d have to take
Defensive Driving, I learn
when I summon coraggio to inquire.
Heading to the dealership
across the Verrazzano, we bicker,
scared of Ford & Geico’s terms
& conditions. Vincenzo’s accent
is too thick, my mind too fogged
& low on wiper fluid. He cuts
between a Prius & a Rogue,
muttering epithets involving pork,
the world, God, whores—Porco
Mondo, Porco Dio, Porca Puttana.
We hate each other & ourselves
for wanting to lease, if not own,
a beautiful, massive machine.
Hilary Sideris is the author of the poetry collections Calliope (Broadstone Books, 2024), Liberty Laundry (Dos Madres Press, 2022), Animals in English (Dos Madres Press, 2020), The Silent B (Dos Madres Press, 2019), Un Amore Veloce (Kelsay Books, 2019), and The Inclination to Make Waves (Big Wonderful, 2016).